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Hello? Hi, this is Vivian. I was
wondering if, um, if the two-bedroom,

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one-bath was available?

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Yeah, I saw online.

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Oh, it's not?

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Okay, thank you. Have a nice day.

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Hey.

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Oh, this one.

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Hi. Hi, yes. I'm Vivian.

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I was calling about the one bedroom that
you have online.

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Oh, it is available?

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Okay, yes.

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Um, Saturday?

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Yep.

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Okay. Saturday evening. Thank you.

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You hear that?

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Three appointments for Saturday for
house viewing.

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I'm out of here.

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I'm done.

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This is serious.

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on saturday okay it's for sure it's
serious oh yeah you're actually

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talking to me now yeah now you want to
talk now you want to communicate because

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you you figured it out that's not even a
house that's a fucking half a bathroom

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and a stove first of all first of all
this is enough space for me myself and i

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okay well the shit you have you know
what this is why we're oh

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This place is really needing a little
fixer-upper, so I hope you can handle

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that. Yeah, well, we're moving out in
two weeks, and you have to help me fix

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everything so I can get my money back,
my deposit.

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Oh, your money.

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Your money. Your money. Your deposit.

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Oh, forget about all the bills that I
pay and everything.

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Forget about all the... You can go and
look it up right now. Where are the

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receipts? Whose name is on everything?
The Wi-Fi doesn't count. You gotta have

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like... Just like I did, everything else
has to be in here. We're not talking

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about the Wi-Fi and all the past bills.
We're talking about the security

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deposit. I paid that. You didn't pay it.
And why do we do that? To help you in

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your credit, right? Because you talked
me into it. Because I'm a fucking moron

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for listening.

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Yes, you're a dumbass.

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You know what?

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You can handle all this shit around this
house. I'm not going to do anything. The

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window, guess what?

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Your problem.

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This little fucking plumbing issue with
the disposal, whatever's going on, your

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problem. All right? So, yeah. All this
other shit, everything else, that little

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shitty table that your aunt with the bum
foot gave you, fuck all that. You can

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fix all that shit because I'm done. I
don't want any of it. You're done. I'm

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done. Great. Good riddance. Over.

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Fucking kidding.

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Piece of shit.

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All you do is charge your phone, eat hot
chips, and lies.

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Oh, how nice of you to leave the bag in
here for me.

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You're not going to help me fix it?

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Uh, I don't know. I don't think that I
was on the security deposit that I had

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to fix anything, so I think you got it.

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What even do I use?

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Your brain?

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What are these?

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Reminds me of something.

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Little.

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Yeah, like your effort?

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Fine. I'll do it myself.

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Don't mess anything else up.

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I won't need you.

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Damn window.

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It won't even open all the way.

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Yeah, that's what broken is.

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That's what broken is.

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Yeah, okay.

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Watch me fix this thing.

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What are you banging?

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Oh, man.

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What's up? What happened?

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Bunny, can you help me? I'm stuck.

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It's pretty funny to me.

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You know, I haven't seen you like this
in a long time, in this position.

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Don't be a perv.

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I mean, we're both sexually frustrated.

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That's why I think you're being such a
bitch in the first place.

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Respectfully.

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But, I mean, I could help you out with
that a little bit. And I'll help you out

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with that. Just do whatever you want.
Just get me out of here.

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Trying to wash clothes too?

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No, I'm trying to get unstuck.

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After you help me a little bit.

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I actually missed this part about you.

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Don't get used to it.

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I'll miss this for sure.

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Don't get used to it.

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This is so fucking big.

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It's been so long since we've fucked.

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You got what you wanted. Can you help?

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I would not be surprised if every sink
in here is clogged with it. Okay. First

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of all, this is good hair.

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I'll just have to... Can you keep it
down in there? I'm trying to finish

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this episode.

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Yeah, you're being useless in here.

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Wow.

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Can you just, can you, can you come and
see and check it out? It's...

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Yeah. Yo, this guy on here, I don't know
if you've watched this last

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season, but I don't know, maybe we were
still together. Okay.

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My hand is stuck.

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You were so loud.

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Yeah,

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there wasn't a complaint before.

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Wait, I don't understand why.

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You're genuinely stuck, aren't you?
Yeah. Yeah.

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On this stupid ring.

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What are you wearing?

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Where are you going right now at?

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It's none of your concern anymore.

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Who does housework in this?

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Me.

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Not when we were together. You didn't.
That's pretty crazy. It's really crazy.

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I've got new people to impress.

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How about this?

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Remember you gave me blue balls the
other day when I wasn't going to help

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you? Against my better judgment, I still
helped you, but you kind of, you know,

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you left me hanging. And I don't want
blue balls if I'm going out of my way

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for you, so I think it's only fair if...

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It's not going to waste me any time.
About two minutes.

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You think you're fucking funny.

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Quite hilarious.

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You don't have to complain about those
two minutes.

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Usually.

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Look at you. See?

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You have no fucking warning.

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Watch yourself.

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It's stuck. Yeah.

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Might as well just relax and let me help
myself so I can help you.

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Oh. I mean, you're used to just lying
there, right?

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Most of the time.

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Wow. It's not like it's going to take
you long anyway.

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You should definitely just relax and let
me help myself and then I'll help you.

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Oh. Usually ladies first, but you're
fucking rude, so.

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Yeah. Take your time.

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hasn't been this stiff in a while.

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Well, that makes the thought of you
actually fucking leaving. Uh-oh.

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After we fuck.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, hurry it up, then.

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Shit, I'm going to enjoy this pussy
while I can.

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Yeah,

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give me some dick on this.

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You're definitely fucked up. I cannot
wait till you fucking leave.

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You know... It's enough... You leave a
lot

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of fingerprints everywhere.

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if you told me when you spilled things
on my rug.

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Oh my goodness. Are you still
complaining about shit?

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It's hard not to.

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It's been days now.

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Look.

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This thing.

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What is this? Juice? Wine? What is wrong
with you?

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You probably spilled it.

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Right, because I'm the only one who
drinks fluids in the house, right?

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Well, no, you just make the most mess.

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Oh my, see?

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You're so sneaky.

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This is why, this is why I'm through.

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What are you doing there?

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I'm cleaning.

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Sounds like you're messing shit up.

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Your stain.

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My stain.

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Yeah, of course.

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My stain.

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Anything wrong with the house is my
fault, right?

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Why, you get the security deposit back.

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Yup.

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Correcto.

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Because you got yourself in some
predicament.

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This is great.

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Why didn't you just clean it from that?

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You know what?

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The logic wasn't your strong point.

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What are you going to do now?

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Well, you're going to have to pull me
out.

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Oh, I'm going to have to?

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Um, yes.

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Just... This coming from the same person
who is... I mean, we're

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breaking up.

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And you left me with blue balls, not
once, but twice.

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And, uh, I don't know, you seem to...

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Need my help again.

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What are you insinuating?

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Oh, I think you know. I think it's time
you actually at least let me have sex

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and finish one more time before we
leave. Or before you leave. Whoever's

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leaving.

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Right.

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Just do whatever, but you're not going
to make me change my mind.

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I mean, so you're saying if I just felt
you really good one time, then you're

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not... Gonna maybe even consider staying
with me?

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Just do whatever, okay?

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Good enough for me.

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Oh, man.

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Wow, you are genuinely fucking stoked.
How do you... Every time...

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what's wrong?

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such a perfect fucking pussy

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if only it could match that attitude

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I could have just done this the whole
time.

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Wow.

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You know, pussy.

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Wow.

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Shh.

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There's this mouth, baby.

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Fuck.

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Hmm.

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You still want to break up?

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I'll think about it.

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I mean, I guess I could help around the
house a little bit.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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Fuck.

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Alright.

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I'll get the tools.

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Thanks.